Bedard zamaana kya jaane,
kya chiz judaai hoti hai..
Hum lund pakad kar baithe hai
wahan ghar ghar me chudai hoti hai..
Ahsaan kisi ka kya lena
Hum mutth pe gujara karte hai
jab yaad unki aati hai
Utth Utth ke dubaaraa karte hai
Na Teer na Talwar……..Na Teer na Talwar……..
Agar mujhse pyaar hai to khol apni Salwar
Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham,
Ek baar sex kar to pura kissa hi khatam.
2 Minute ki Masti, 2 Minute ka maza, 2 Boond Tapak
Jaaye Tau 9 maheene ki Saza.
What is the common between sex and iodex?
Ans: oooh, aaah, ouch. !!
Bhagwan Krishna kare to Leela, Hum kare to Paap,
Wo kare to chamatkar, Hum kare to Balatkar?
Thehro taaoo, saadharan condom se laalach mat kar,
ye teri biwi ki vikas ka mamla hai,
2 rupay ki chaay kam pee lena magar,
extra ribbed MASTI condom hi lena.
Ye ladki cheez kamini hai…kuchh na karo to muh fula leti hain,
kuchh karo to pet fula leti hain!
Sex karo Daily, Agar mil jaye woh Akeli
Agar Na mile Akeli, to Pakad lo uski Saheli
Agar Na mile Uski Saheli To Jindabad Hatheli
Lekin SEX karo Daily
Gaon Ki Chori Lagti bholi
Utari Choli
Panty Kholi
Bed pe soli, Mujse Boli
Nikalo Pichkari , Khelo Holi
Mirinda Condom : Zor ka Jhatka deere se lage
MRF Condom : Xtra Rubber Xtra Mileage
moov Condom : Aaah se Aha Tak
Iodex Condom : Andar Tak jaye Aaram dilaye Forun
What is the Difference between 1st Honey Moon & 2nd
1st Honeymoon – The Wife cries How big it is
2nd Honeymoon – The man cries How big it is
Sirf Utni Piyo ki Hosh Qayam Rahe
Kyunki Ghalib ne Arz kiya hai :
“Raat bhar Sharaab Pi to Raat Kat gayi
Subah jab Hisab kiya to Gaand Fat Gayi
Sex is like Card Game, If you don’t have
Good Partner you better have good Hand
How to Save Water?? :
Take bath with your Neighbour’s Daughter
Dupatta laal mal mal kaa,
Lipat kar tujh se rehataa hai,
Meri pyaasi nigaahon par,
hameshaa hansataa rehataa hai.
Kabhi udataa hawaaon main,
Simatataa teri baaho.n main
Kabhi kaandhe pe bekaaboo,
Sirakataa firataa rehataa hai.
Tere kaano.n mai.n kehataa kuchh,
Ya seene se lagaa rehataa,
Teri dhakan ko gin gin kar,
Yeh uthataa girataa rehataa hai.
Kabhi teri kamar isski,
Girafton main bandhi rehati,
Kabhi yeh peeth par kaafir,
Khisakataa khinchataa rehataa hai.
Kabhi paunchhe paseene ko,
Kabhi dhakataa hai soorat ko,
Kabho gaalo.n ko choota hai,
Kabhi munh lag ke rehataa hai
Kabhi kaaleen ban jaataa,
Kabhi godi mai.n sota hai,
Tere haatho.n ko sehlaataa,
Satataa mujhko rehataa hai
Isse sar na chadhao tum,
Dupatta hai meraa dushman,
Hamaare darmiyaan har dam,
Kyon yeh besharm rehataa hai.
jo maja hain vataki me vo maja nahi thali me
jo maja hain sali me vo maja nahi gharwali me
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