Where it happened: Retirement Home
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 5
Category: Straight
Well hello there youngans. I reckon most of you aren’t even old enough to buy pornography, but that doesn’t stop you from giving in to your uncontrolleable hormones. Well, that’s great. I’ve never stopped giving in my self and I’m 86 years old. You see, about six or seven years ago I was dropped off in one of those “convalescent” homes (the PC way to say Old Folk home). I hated it! When I lived on my own I had 32 channels of filth to choose from! Now I had nothing! Do you think they’re gonna let me watch my “Fossil Fuckers 2” movie in the lounge with everyone else? Hell no! So, I didn’t much care for this situation. I was miserable until I discovered that an old folks home is like summer camp for teenagers. You got a lot of women looking to get a little action, and anything could happen, provided that you kept your bottle of Ibuprofen full of Vigra capsules. He he. I sure did!
So all I had to do was tell these septa and octagenarians that all of my “parts” still worked, and they were at my room quicker than a tube of BenGay was used around these parts. One fine lady in particular, Rose, would hurry on down the hall to my place as fast as her walker would take her. This woman didn’t even bother wearing dentures, if you know what I mean. Sure, it’s a bit annoying when she passes out from hyperventilating and I have to tell the staff that she just forgot to take her pills. Anyway, you’re all probably wondering why I chose to share this on a “first time” story place. Well, because this was my first time…with your mama! Hahaha…actually I guess it would be your grandmama. Oh well, don’t worry if a relative of yours lives in an old folks home, unless of course it’s one in the contiguous United States.
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