Where it happened: in my uncle's mini van
Langauge: souche
Sex: Male
Rating: 10
Category: Straight
the first time i ever made mad monkey love was last year. there was this old man next door. he always used to walk around the yard sportin a wood. one day he came over and made me touch it with my mouth. he told me to nibble on the tip and stick a q tip in the pee hole. he took me to my uncle’s van and made me lick his ass. he then forced penetration to my ear then told me to smell a nasty fart he just let out. it was so nasty, but arousing. he then took a soup can and lubed it up real good with 90 weight gear oil and put it in my bum.it hurt like the dickens at first but then, after my “ANAL CHERY” (as we called it in nam)was split, it felt really stimulating. until the can opener like shpincter i possess busted the can open exsposing raw chiken noodle soup too my post-pubescent anus. as he did this i felt a wet noodle slid into my left nostril…i learned latter that it was in fact his wrinkled old man-stick. i then felt splooge oozing down my lips. it tasted like moth-balls. he then made me get dressed, told me he loved me, slapped my pert ass and shouted “GOOD-GAME”!!!
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