Where it happened: Friends house
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 5
Category: Straight
My first experience can be summed up with 3 words: clumsy, awkward, and unpleasurable (at least for one of us). I had met my future devirginizer 3 years before the event took place and there had always been a high level of sexual tension between us. We talked a lot on the internet and I would receive the occasional drunk dial from her. We had never hooked up before because she did not have her license and I sure as hell was not going to drive an hour to see her. We had been talking about doing it for a couple weeks before and we finally agreed upon her coming to my friends New Years Eve party. It was also agreed upon that her friend would be joining us but she later backed out on that deal… damn it. Anyhow the day of the party me and my friends had been smoking a lot of pot and this continued until right before she arrived. I then proceeded to drink and further distance myself and reality. We hung out for a while until about an hour before she needed to leave and we got away in a spare bedroom. She immediately began kissing me and we moved to the bed. The clothes began to slowly come off until we were both just in our underwear (and socks…yeah) I was on bottom now and she took off my underwear and proceeded to give me the worst handjob of my life. She must think that tugging my balls as hard as she can is pleasurable. She made up for it by moaning and making lots of noise from the fingering I proceeded to give her. I should also note that about 8 of my friends were at the door listening to this and would bang on the door from time to time. Anyways…. it was now ‘go time’ and I began to apply the shrink wrapping. At that point I lost wood so she gave me a nice blow job to get things rolling again. I then began fumbling with the condom again and after a lot of configuring it was on. She went down into the missionary position which I wasn’t too excited about but at that point I would take anything. Here is where the booze and pot make themselves apparent… I couldn’t get inside her to save my life. she gave me some assistance and guided me inside her. The moaning immediately began and I was feeling like the man. I proceeded to speed up until the point where I probably looked like I was experiencing a seizure. She told me to calm down and I came out of her. Once again we had to fumble with my intoxicated penis and put it back in. I might mention that due to my mental state I did not experience one ounce of pleasure from this sexual episode. Due to my friends constant interuptions she became uncomfortable and we decided to pack things up. She was scared to go out there because she didn’t want to feel awkward in front of my friends. Knowing that it would be awkward I assured her that it wouldn’t be. We walked out and about 15 of my friends began a slow clap and cheering. I of course took a bow and experienced the first pleasure of the night. From then on I never talked to her again and I will also note that her car ran out of gas on the way home and she got in trouble. Oh man I’m the man.
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