Where it happened: My room
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 1
Category: Straight
My name is Timothy Baker and I am a fucking stud. I have this totally hawt GF named Mrs Baker and we tapped the other day. I went down to the nerd pit as usual and as I looked at people’s gazes I could tell they were totally jealous of the poon I was about to receive. Then there she was, stunning in her dress which goes down to her ankles (she’s not a whore lol) and a smell wafting from her which could only be described as tuna mixed with perfume.
She took off her enourmous dress to reveal her massive granny panties made of cotton. I slowly pulled them down and it was amazing. There was a forest of red bushes keeping me from her wonders which layed underneath. It was not as wonderous as I first expected as there was indeed no penis. Instead all I found was a mushy flesh lettuce. “Get in there big boy” she tempted me with her eyes. I obeyed and proceeded to lick her tuft of thick, greasy red hair until I looked like a scottish person with copious amounts of red pubes covering my face.
I then stuck my 3.5 centimetre penis inside of her and peed because that’s how sex is done, isn’t it?
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