Where it happened: Mattress Store
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 5
Category: Straight
My wife and I like to fuck. And we like to fuck in unusual places. Probably the most unusual place was this past year, about 6 months ago. We wanted to look at those new posturepedic mattresses to replace an old spring mattress we had. There was a store inside our local mallthat advertized that you could actually try them out before purchasing, so we decided to take them up on their offer — literally. The young salesman showed us several different models, and told us to try them out, and he’d be back in a few minutes. After he left our immediate area, I was really horny and I said to Sally, “Wanna fuck?” She said, “Sure,” and so as we were laying down on the mattress, I rolled over on her, lowered my pants and jockeys, and lowered her skirt and panties, and we proceeded to fuck. We had only been going at it for about ten minutes or so, when another customer came walking through, and saw us, and said, “What in the hell do you think you’re doing?” I told him, “We’re trying out this mattress.” He hurried away, and pretty soon, came back with the clerk, who was stunned at what we were doing. He told us to stop immediately and leave the store. I told him, “Sorry buddy, but I’m about to come — and I did. My wife was whispering out loud, “Yes, Jack, yes, yes, yes!!!”
Then we collapsed on the posturpedic, still joined at the hips! Well, pretty soon, mall security was there, and we decided we’d better zip up, and get off the mattress. We were charged with indecent exposure — a misdemeanor. We decided to fight the charge in District Court, without a lawyer. When the judge asked us how we pleaded, we told him “Not Guilty.” When he asked us to explain, I told him I did not consider making love to my wife as “indecent.” He didn’t buy the explanation, and fined us $250.00. We never did buy the posturpedic mattress, but it was very comfortable. We later got one of those foam type mattresses.Can anyone out there tell me why fucking your wife is considered to be “indecent?” It sure makes no sense to me — or my wife.
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