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Ahab “Gonzo”

Age when it happend: 15
Where it happened: Chuck E. Cheeses
Langauge: Foul
Sex: Male
Rating: 5
Category: Straight

There I was…. knee deep in the most expensive lubricants money can buy – thirsty for pussy. My lame ass cousin, being all 6 and shit. Ruined what could have been an all day fuck-a-palooza for me and my main bitch. One look at my girl and she coughed up an orgasm. That’s when we knew what time it was. IT WAS TIME TO FUCK. Not even that piece of shit animatronic mouse and friends could prevent the on”cumming” wave of semen I was about to unleash. So I grabbed my girl by the hair, and shoved her into the nearest rest room. She has the “I’d rather be fucking right now” look on her face, and I took more than advantage of it. After wrestling her clothing off I evacuated the bathroom’s current clientele. Then, in the middle of the room whipped out a huge throbbing phallic behemoth. Not even my girl could stop me from pounding through solid objects. Had it not been for modern architecture my dick would have near destroyed the whole building. I’m talking HUGE. Anyway … After a quick slob and polish I was ready to fuck. I stuck it in through her jeans and snapped her spine in half. We switched positions and fucked for what seemed eternity. The bathroom wreaked of low-tide and cauliflower with the pungent odor of pizza shit. Then the worst happened. Centuries of eating fast food could not have prepared either of us for the tidal wave of diarrhea that quickly shot and filled the vacant bathroom. While I was arrested in the sloppy mess that was my own feces and will never be let in to another cool chuck place again. I don’t and will never regret the wild sweaty sex my girl and I had.

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