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Fatty Mcfatsters

Age when it happend: 5
Where it happened: Outer Space / Your moms bedroom
Langauge: Antarctican
Sex: Male
Rating: 5
Category: Straight

So one day I was walking down the street and the person whose reading this stories mother walked 1000 miles naked to my house and when she got there we promptly had sex she came 900000 times and me twice that amount literally then a ufo crashed into the house and out popped chuck norris himself and megan fox and we had a four way for 33333 years and by the way my dick is 10 feet long and 5 feet thick oh and if you dont belive me i swear on my dead mothers grave its 100 percent true

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