Where it happened: The beach
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 5
Category: Straight
It was July 13th. I was wearing nothing but my sideways man tong and eating those yellow corn flakes you see when they go off. My friend Matthew is really attracted to dogs.What dogs you might ask? specifically cocker Spaniel, he said it makes him blow chunks.
I begged Matt not to make me fuck his dog, but he insisted and rubbed its soft coat against my fragile futuristic face. I told Matt I had done my homework but his friend Joanna kept shoving my nose into its fragrant dog pubes. I immediately felt myself growing in the pants region.
So I fucked the dog.I couldn’t help but notice that Matt was brown with envy. I came to this realising as Matt was masturbating furiously against my mothers hair curlers. Unfortunately my mother has hair gonorrhoea so Matt called his friend Stephen.
Stephen is a big fan of the drummer from The Beatles. I heard a knock at the door ” bang…bang…bang”. I answered the door, it was Stephen with a drumstick lodged firmly in his sad excuse for an ass. Upon seeing Stephen my sausage case stiffened. I hadn’t experienced this sensation since we got Chinese and I shoved a spare rib up his hole. He said it was better than a spring role…… I believed him!
And that was my first time ever seeing Titanic, it was great.
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