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BEST CHRISTMAS DINNER EVER

Age when it happend: 6
Where it happened: CHRISTMAS DINNER
Langauge: ENGLISH
Sex: Male
Rating: 5
Category: Straight

It was Christmas dinner. I was 6 years old. I was there with my entire family. I sat down at the table, next to my uncle. He pointed toward the turkey that was on the table and said “You see that, son? that’s your new lover.” I unzipped my trousers and hopped up on the table. My whole family just sat there, staring at us. I mounted the turkey and began thrusting. After a few minutes, I came inside of the turkey. My uncle yelled FRESH STUFFING FOR ALL!” and they began to take pieces of the turkey to eat. After everyone had chowed down and opened presents, my uncle handed me a special one. “THIS ONES FOR YOU” he said in a deep voice. He told me to take it out back. He grabbed a shovel and began digging a hole. While he was doing so, I opened the gift. It was a sex toy. He finished digging the hole and heaved a rotting cow carcass out of it, and it plopped down right in front of me. He had me crawl up inside of it and begin using the sex toy on myself while eating the rotting innards of the cow. We then feasted upon the cow for dessert. THE END

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