Where it happened: Burger King
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 5
Category: Straight
I was sitting at Burger King, enjoying my MOTHERF*&KING WHOPPER. I was moaning with pleasure at the whopper squirting grease into my mouth. After I was about halfway done, a man approached me. “Hey, is that a whopper you got there?” he said. I said “yeah, what’s it to you, sexy?”. He then pulled his shorts down in the middle of the restaurant. As the children screamed, I proceeded to do so as well. “WHO WANTS TO JOIN IN?!” I yelled. A child across the room and his grandmother raised their hands, obviously not knowing what was going on. So I ran over there and rubbed their bodies with my greasy burger hands. The child shrieked in terror, and his grandmother was just looking around, confused. We jumped behind the counter and started pouring hot grease from the kitchen on each others’ bodies. I grabbed a handful of chicken nuggets and rubbed them in his crotch. He grabbed a quarter pounder and rammed it into my mouth, and I gagged on the lettuce. The pickles were very sour. My eyes watered in response. Soon enough, a squadcar pulled up outside of the restaurant. He ran in and yelled “FREEZE!” then pulled his trousers off. We all then continued this burger-orgy for another few hours. Whenever someone came through the drivethru, we would shove our naked bodies (coated in hamburger grease) through the window saying “INSERT YOUR MONEY IN HERE FOR YOUR FOOD, HAVE A NICE DAY”. We then ran to the drinks machine and poured sticky soda on each other. “We need to clean our DIRRRRTY bodies off” said my companion. We then walked into the bathroom and started stuffing fries into our rear ends while they were still hot and fresh. We then finished off into the toilets and washed off in the sinks.
IT WAS THE TASTIEST TIME IVE EVER HAD. I HAD IT MY WAY.
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