Where it happened: Pub Toilet
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 5
Category: Straight
I had been working with this American girl on a student summer job (she was a model, I’ll probably mention that a lot). Her, the rest of the students working with us and I were all in a pub getting very drunk and I jokingly said to her ‘I have to go to the toilet, do you want come with’-and she did! (She was a model by the way). Anyway we ended up in a toilet stall in the gents and I struggled to get her clothes off to which she said ‘have you ever done this before’ to which I responded ‘yeah, I’m always taking off women’s clothes! We struggled to find elbow room but were disrupted by patrons and eventually the bar-owner banging on the door and telling us to get out to which the only response I could think to give was ‘I can’t, I have severe diarrhea’. Anyway I fumbled about and managed all of 30 seconds of penetration (with a model!) when we tried to make a hasty escape only to find that an audience had gathered at the bar for us who subsequently gave us a rousing standing ovation. (Did I mention she was a model?)