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Fast Ass(gary;Collins

Age when it happend: 12
Where it happened: Behind a Wendy's
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 5
Category: Straight

I was coming from krogers eating some twinkies. I not going lie i stole them bitches.They was good as fuck though.Back to the story as i was walking from krogers. Did i mention i love homeless bitches. i saw a homeless man fucking a homeless lady so i asked the homeless man to get the fuck on while his homeless-girl. She bit my balls so now i have aids in my left nut(FOREAL). I went crazy and starting talking to my left nut and he will never fucking fuck again. But he had an idea to give innocents homeless bitchess aids.GREAT!SO i went to MIssissippi and fucked 32 dwarves in the ass(HOMELESS DWARVES.SO dont fuck any dwarves. I fucked pinky an made her hair pink cuz my aids had clorox bleach in it. Then i went to Mcdonalds and fucked ronalds bitch sonald she clowned on a dick. Finally i went on I-75 and saw wendy from Wendy’s and fucked her in lambo drunk driving going 180 on a 2-lane. WHILE WE WERE FU8CKING I LET HERE HAVE WHILE SHE WAS CHOKING ON MY DOUBLE SACK AND MY SR.BACON DICK BURGER PLUS MY DINGLE. and she got my wee wee HARDER THAN STONE BRICK THEN SHE CALLED MY DICK STONE DICK. WE GOT TO WENDY’S AND FUCKED HARDER THAN CALL OF DUTY ON VETERAN(THATS HARD). SO NOW I GAVE WENDY FUCKING FULL BLOWN AIDS AND NOW ALL HER FUCKING SANDWICHES ARE FRESH CUZ THAT ASS DIRTIER THAN A MOTHERFUCKA.

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