for a laugh

I have been reading these stories for a while now and I know some of them are based on true events I think most are over exaggerated. There are a few things that almost every guys stories have in common.
1. Every girl swallows. Come on now that’s hard to find especially in a virgin.
2. Every guy can go again right after they cum. RIGHT
3. Every guy has a big dick. Come on guys tell the truth.

I would like to hear the stories from both the guy and the girl after their encounter. I bet it would go something like this

His story. She was so hot and she wanted me so bad she started pulling my clothes off and sucked my dick till I came in her mouth she swallowed it all. She took off her clothes and got on top of her and put my huge dick in her. We went for hours till we came together it was great. She said it was the best she ever had we did it several more times that night.
Her story. He wasn’t that good looking and I didn’t really want to have nothing to do with him but he kept winning and begging I got tired of hearing it so I got undressed. He took off his his pants and under ware he was so small I almost said forget it but I didn’t want him to start whining again. I laid back he put it in and started cumming two seconds later he pulled out soft and couldn’t get hard again. He went to sleep a few minutes later. I had to finger myself t
o get myself off. It sucked

I bet that’s how most stories would go if they were true. I hope you got a laugh out of mine. Now I am going back to the real world and reality. Bye

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