Where it happened: The dumpster behind Whataburger
Langauge: Engrish
Sex: Male
Rating: 5
Category: Straight
ok so one time i was with friends an these really slutty girls asked me if iv ever been with a girl, well the retard i am i said well iv been with lots of people girls boys family babies neighbors oh even animals like my dog…idkk why but they were shocked, all except this extra slutty girl names Gabby Gib Nuckles, see when i asked why tht was her nickname was “gib nuckles” she replied,”i jus love my nuckles in places”. I never was tempted to asked that again. After about oh 5 minutes of talking she pulled me back behind whataburger an tried to get my pants off, well she did an out it goes then she got her pants down an well what i know now called the blue waffle i had no idea if it was messed up or just normal so I decided to go through with it. Although sex behind a dumpster with a girl I just met wasnt what I imagined when i thought of my first time, but I was to eager to care. I hurridly unziped my pants and brought out my hard erect boner out. And not to brag, but I swear my dick is like, 8 freakin feet long and thich as a baseball bat. so we started humping. uhh. uhh. UHH.UHHHH. OHHHH. OHUHOHUHOHU. AHHHHHHH!!!! ……. oh fuck….
the cum drizzled slowley out of my dick hole thing, and i licked it all up. Then, Gabby said “Let me show you why they call me Gabby Gib Nuckles…” and let me tell you,, she SHOWED me. actually, SHE DID IT ON ME! she took her brass nuckles of sexxyness and shoved them up my anus hole. It felt good.
She had a baby. we named her “Billy Gub Vagina”. And we lived happily ever after.
I killed her with a chainsaw about ten minutes ago and i remembered this story. I am now feasting on her blue waffle…. even as we speak.
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