I was a good mormon boy and my first time was with my bride. Years later and a divorce she told me that she never had an orgasm during the 18 years of our marriage. Well her loss. Since coming out I’ve easily brought to completetion well over 1500+ men to completion within let’s see 1998 almost 2008 why that almost 150 men a year.
Well ex-wife in Everett Washington, it’s a shame you were so uptight and apparently repulsed by me that you, a good mormon woman who was always getting jollys eating candy bars and the vibrator with kyj, never appreciate the skilled lover I always tried to be to you.
My first orgasm, happened with my brother underneath me. I didn’t even know orgasms existed. Like the blue lagoon movie, I rubbed the right thing with the right rythm and va va va KOBOOOm with a shudder and the immortal words of my brother sqeaking in complaint, eehu, you peed on me.
I’ve been happily addicted to sex ever since. I finally realized that all the time I spent as a mormon was such a waste of my life and that religion exist to control the great social experiement and create comerece. That’s my message and experience and I’m Sticking to it. God Lean over and get some dick from me cause that’s what your going to get from me when I get to my heaven! Amen.
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