Where it happened: hen barn
Langauge: eggs
Sex: Female
Rating: 5
Category: Straight
Hello everyone, my name is tiffany. I grew up in the small town of Albuquerque, NM. To help explain much of the soon to be read story, alb is a hard town to live in. because it is hard to live there, we have to find our own pleasure. On a warm Sunday afternoon, on a warm Sunday afternoon, I found myself naked on my bed, trying to think of ways to clean my mother’s bathroom without getting my hands all rusty. Suddenly, my slave, patrick, walked in on me naked. he asked me if I wanted him to join me and I said fuck you, you fucking nigger, get back to sanding my pillows. Just then, so like suddenly, I noticed that my cat’s purple Gatorade was only half full. So I put on only a shirt that was slightly too large for my body and was off to the Allsups that my uncle worked at. At the Allsup’s, my uncle’s step-son Gerald was watching the shop while my uncle slipped in to something more comfortable. I grabbed my Gatorade and tried on various pairs of sunglasses while Gerald and I waited for my uncle to return. Suddenly, time went by and Sterance, my uncle, had not yet returned. so I walked to the employees only door and entered. Suddenly, I walked in and saw Sterance looking at his computer with a bottle of “ciecals sex lubes” on his desk. his desk was shaking vigorously and I was curious to see what he was watching, so without his notice, I sneaked to behind him and saw what was on the screen. it was the live stream from the shop’s security camera, Since it was delayed , I saw myself with the shades on. I also saw his 3 inch erect penis. I liked it, so I left.
I walked out the employees only door and Gerald looks ashamed. “Why do you look so ashamed?” I inquire him. Suddenly, Gerald replies. “I think I like girls.” “Oh.” I respond, dawning another pair of shades. I left and went home to my place. In my room, I put on some boxers and swim trunks, and I had Patrick warm up the swimming pool. It was rly hot, like most Sundays. I got in the water, before realizing the water was Patrick and he was all-the-way naked.!!!!!!! So I got naked too, and stepped in the actual pool. The pool wasn’t hot enough so I threw a brick at Patrick’s mouth and killed him dead. After my swell rinse, I got out and put on my boxers, swim trunks, big t shirt, and two pairs of shades, as well as Patrick’s Gucci Skin, Gucci shorts, Gucci shades, Gucci t shirt, Gucci Jacket, and Gucci gloves. I asked Patrick to heat up my bedroom, and he did. Upon entering my bedroom, Patrick was trying to pull the wool over my eyes by being naked and pretending to be my wardrobe, so I knocked a brick in to his mouth area and he was killed dead (by me.) Once I had located my actual wardrobe, I put on some knee pads to make myself decent again. Then I realized my cat didn’t have any Gatorade to consume because I didn’t buy for it. I asked Patrick to heat up the cat while I was out and I went to the Allsup’s that my Uncle Sterrance runs. When I got to the Allsup’s, Good for nothing Gerald was deflowering my rose with his eyes in a sexy manner, so I put on some shades and pretended to notice him. I picked up my Gatorade and got outta there. When I got back, Patrick hadn’t heated the cat like I asked him to because he was dead, so I stuffed a brick in to his gob and killed him dead. Suddenly, I felt sad about Patrick’s incompetence so I put on my sad hat, which was thoroughly cold, because Patrick was dead, so I asked him to heat it. I think this made Patrick sad because he is an asshole. Suddenly a knock happens on my door area, and I ask Patrick to answer it. As I am answering the door, I open the door with my hands to see who is there. It is gerald, and he has a good for nothing grin on his mouth, and is wearing only a penis. Because this makes me uncomfortable, I close the door and ask Patrick to warm it up (his penis.)
Gerald comes inside through the door, and is asking me to have fuck with him. I tell him first I want to go swimming, so I ask Patrick to re-fill the pool with Gatorade, and warm it up for us. Suddenly we are in the pool and it is as hot as. Gerald enters the pool, and tries to insert his peepee in to my tool, but the penis is exceptionally cold because Patrick didn’t heat the damn thing up. I lob a brick in to Patrick’s teeth-hole, and he dies. I tell Gerald maybe some other day.
Later I went back to being naked on my bed and contemplating how I could fuck my butthole with a dead slave. Just as suddening, it dawned upon me. I had a dead slave. therefore I could fuck my ass with one. so I decided to go and buy some tin foil from Allsups. I put on I scarf, two Neff hats, an ski mask, and rollerblades. while trying to walk with rollerblades on, I began to get very wet to the thought of bricks. suddenly, I walkded into the into alssups. I saw sterence. he was good and naked on the counter and had made himself be a tray for hotdogs, mustard and ketchup. the relish was in the mouth of gerald.i asked if there were the were free hot dogs. and theys said that I had to give them my v-card for a hotdogs. so I handed them my video rental card and ate my hotdog while I bought the condoms I had set out for.
Processing your request, Please wait....
