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Incredulous

Age when it happend: not quite as damn old
Where it happened: here
Langauge: Klingon - duh
Sex: Male
Rating: 7
Category: Straight

Why have all the girls got perfect C cup tits, the guys have 9 inch monster cocks, and everyone is ripped and amazing? Where the hell are the ugly-assed monkey fuckers with short dicks amd the fat-assed butt-ugly cows? Are only beautiful people having sex? What the hell is going on here?

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