Where it happened: I dont know :S
Langauge: english
Sex: Male
Rating: 5
Category: Straight
So
i met this Latina girl from Spain, well it could be italian or greek
but that doesn’t matter.
Here it goes:
I was on Holiday in Spain or Italy or greek
and while i was sitting in the car with my brother who was then 20 years old
driving to a place i cant remember.
I met this girl there ( i think )
and she was wearing a fur coat with diamonds in it, u know that coat from The Fancy Bancy show from 1990.
Anyway.
I took her to the best place on earth, The toilet.
when i first came in it smelled like horse-shit even though horse-shit doesn’t smells that bad, i think it was more like a rotten frog flushed in the toilet and while drowning in the water realizing that he can swim even though he’s to late
and drowns anyway.
… Yea that smell.
So back to where we were,
I took her into this small toilet room and while we were kissing each other
we started to realize that there was a fat man in our toilet room.
we looked at him and said in a very unusual voice that he was to fat and he will never be like a unicorn in the sky while running after some gnomes.
.. He looked at us and ran away like a crying baby.
Anyway, back to the story
so There we were, in a smelly toilet, making a fat man crying, thinking about a frog that drowns in the toilet and then realizes that he can swim even though he’s to late.
I looked at her and said ” why am i kissing u ?! ”
she looked at me in a very strange way, Suddenly her eye starts to roll to the back of her eyeball en she took her are and she grabbed her face while pooping in the toilet where the frog drowned because de forgot that he could swim even though he was to late.
so she grabbed her face while taking a crap, and she pulled her entire face of
What i saw was terrible
What i saw was disgusting
What i saw was… a Guy !
I putted his head in the toilet And i drowned him very slowly
after that i went to the Mac-donalds to get some french fries.
while i was eating those delicious french fries i was thinking about the frog in the toilet.
How did i see him while the fat guy was sitting on the toilet?
Thats weird… Looks like i got Magical Eye’s
…
Here’s the clue:
I did the guy even though he drowned in the toilet.
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