Where it happened: on top of my dad
Langauge: engrish
Sex: Female
Rating: 4
Category: Straight
BAM! As i slept in my kinky love skin one night i got a large pulsating Erection in my enormous clitoris, because i am female, certainly not male, MR. RALPH. i awoke to hear my father opening the door ever so slowly, peering around the corner to see that i was asleep. i quickly closed my eyes and lay motionless, as i heard him draw closer to me. i listened intently, as he withdrew his enormous 24″ penis from his 50% silk, 50% nylon pants, 50% leopard skin pants (GENERAL SKILLS, people..), at which point he proceeded to remove my love skin, which was already wet from the juices which i had expelled while thinking of him. He came over to me and started stroking his massive penis on my ladpatruitruikment. i lay even stiller, waiting for him to slide Pugsley into my mouth. i let out a little moan, wanting him to come closer, and wanting him to fill me up with his meat loaf. Then MArtin walked in, yes MARTIN LAIRD of 32 braeside avenue keiraville 2500 homies (yo we’re totally black, black like courtney) and started fpping his 2″ penis for no reason. Martin is such a nub. Yes, he said nub. Not kob, nor nub, as he unfortunately lacks one, and is currently on a quest to attain one via ebay. yes, ebay, where a young lass named Charli would be most willinging to lend Mr. LAIRD ‘her’ penis (aka Mr. Wiggle.) Anyways, my male parental unit appraoched my bed, and got out his handcuffs. Still pretending to be asleep, i removed my panties and my st. george dragons boxers. my father then withdrew misc.ellaneous objects, not limited to pollywaffle flavoured biscuits, and forced then into my open mouth. he lifted up my hips, and placed soemthing into my gaping vagina. yes, yes put both centipedes and sandcrabs into my pulsating vaginal cavity. i felt them crawling around, and used my giagantic pelvic muscles to crush them into a pulp. i then scooped them out with my 20 apple keys, and put some sandals over my socks. i then got out my imac and began to masturbate to a picture of SATA drives and steve jobs (the mac guy LOL.)
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