Mort Feldman PHd.

I was doing my doctoral work on the mating of west indian chimps in the heart of the dominican republic. On the third day of my studies, my glasses fell off while I was furiously masturbating. They cracked hard. Then a strange furry figure approached me and said something that I assumed was in spanish.. Lets just say one thing led to another (“one thing” as in my phallice and “another” as in a vagina. Anyways, after we finished I said thanks babe, and she said “I’m a chimpanzee”. Shit happens mayn! Also i made tenure.

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