Where it happened: At home
Langauge: english
Sex: Male
Rating: 5
Category: Straight
It was a cold night, december 21st. I was 43 at the time and played online games. I was about to masterbate to a night elf when there was a knock on the door.
“who could that be?” I asked jasper
“bark, bark” jasper replied
Confused, i headed for the entrance to my lair, Crossbow at hand. I slowly opened the door, and there stood a Beautifull young women with snow in her hair and a watsit in her nostril.She unplugged her nose, removed her cape and stepped into the cave uninvited. Scared and confused, i shot her in the face with my crossbow and hid her corpse under the floorboards. I consumed the Watsit without hesitation and floundered out of the cave, on the prowl for prey. A few miles down the road, a small group of poultry dined on seed. I set jasper onto the largest of the Ducks, bruce. Jasper and bruce brawled savagley, however after a few minutes of fighting, it was clear that bruce was the more powerfull of the two. I killed Jasper with a shot to the face, for he was unworthy to be my Sidekick. I looked into Bruce’ eyes and knew he was the one, his wings were so muscley, he was the duck i really needed. I stroked his feathers and we made love, it boosted my stamina by 25, meaning i could tank Utgarde keep. I was so proud, me and brucey are still going strong, 12 levels later. Just wait and make sure your first is with someone you love.
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