Where it happened: The basement
Langauge: Surfer English
Sex: Male
Rating: 5
Category: Straight
So, dude. It was around 3:00. I had just gotten home and was extremely hungry. For some sizzling snatch. So I called for my mother, who was probably upstairs fondling her petite pussy. “Hello, honey! Welcome home!” She yelled from her bedroom. “Mom! Come suck my dick in the basement!” I said. “okay.” she whispered in my mouth. Hmm. I didn’t know mom could teleport. We walked down into the basement together and all of a sudden shit began sliding down my leg. “That’s okay, honey. I’ll clean it up.” mommy said with a smile. She began walking upstairs to get paper towels or some shit. “Wait.” I said “Lick that putrid poop up with your tongue.” She agreed and immediately began licking that fresh feces up. She got done with dat shit in like 12 seconds, yo. She looked up at me and smiled with her shit eating grin (LOL). I grabbed hold of her hand and walked her down the stairs to the basement. I was feeling kind of mean that day so I pushed her down and she broke both of her legs. She fell on her face and mumbled something. She forced herself up so she was lying on her back, her legs bent at 90 degree angles, facing opposite directions.
I jumped down and used my masterful aiming to squeeze my criminal cock between her moist mouth. I must’ve used too much force because soon my entire lower body was consumed. My mother began laughing hysterically. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING>!?!E:!?” I yelled. “YOU’VE FALLEN INTO MY TRAP, MARIO.”
Oh God, he’s on to me. King Bowser knows of my plans. That’s when I saw Princess Toadstool tied up to a support column. “Mariuuuuuuuhhhh” she said. “Duuuuh bowzuuuh dunn uhhhhhh.” That broad was OUT. “guh buh guh buh buh guh.” She had a machine inserted into her poppin’ pussy that was repeatedly entering and exiting dat shit no wat im sayin. It seemed as if her ENDLESS ORGASM was giving her BRAIN DAMAGE.