Where it happened: my basement sofa
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 2
Category: Straight
Well it all happened on a cold night in January when I invited my crush; Joe-Bob over to hang out. It was only 2 days ago that we had admitted our feelings for each other. Oh yes, the sweet smell of sex was in the air that evening and both of us knew it. Though try as we might, we could not fight the temptation. (for you see Joe-Bob had a girlfriend, we’ll just call her “Cuntrag”) It started out as a harmless kiss, but we all know how pushing leads to shoving… before you knew it we had stripped each other butt naked. I felt a little uncomfortable because I had never let anyone see me naked before and insisted the lights be turned off, NO PEEKING NOW!! Neither of us had the slightest idea what we were doing, all we knew was that the penis went into the vagina. Joe-Bob gave me the honor of putting the condom on. (it took about 10 minutes for me to get it right, I felt like I was a little kid working on a rubix cube) Before we got to it, I insisted on turning on the stereo, because I wanted to lose my virginity while listening to music. So I turned on Marilyn Manson’s Portrait Of An American Family. Scared and shaking I laid down on the couch and Joe-Bob climbed on top of me and we started to kiss passionatly. All of a sudden he started to shove it in! It hurt worse then any physical pain I have ever experienced (for he had not waited until I was wet and it did not help that he was well endowed) It took 2 and a half Manson songs before we finally got it in all the way. I remember the entire time it felt like someone had poured salt on a kanker sore and was rubbing it back and forth. Then during track 7 on the Manson disk, Joe-Bob thought it would be funny to fuck me to the beat of the song. I almost started crying it hurt so bad. If I was in any position to move, I would have beat him senseless! Then finally after like an hour and a half of utter pain it was over. And I was left in a crippled state (or so it felt). That night my Mom won big at Bingo, so we both “scored” that evening.
I dated Joe-Bob for almost a year and a half before we grew bitter toward each other and decided we’d like to see the other one impaled on a meathook.
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