Where it happened: Beach
Langauge: English
Sex: Male
Rating: 5
Category: Straight
Ello all im here 2 tell tha funniest story of mine which happened a couple of years ago! Anywyas for quite some time i waz tha bloke coppin an absolute barrage from tha mates as i waz tha only 1n left in me group which hadn’t been laid!! Dont get me wrong im great wid chicks n had done all tha usual stuff- however nevr got 2 tha point of fuckin!! At age 17 tha duck was finally broken n i tell ya bout fucking time!!!
It happened at a nightclub on a “freezing” sat night n i tell ya it couldn’t have been a worse night for it!!! I went clubbing wid a few me besties n tha night started well- gettin plastered and killed tha d!!!! Thort it waz gonna be a usual night out wid tha m8tes where id find a chick hook-in/get number and so on!!! However, this wasnt tha case “yeeew”!!!! Me m8 i went wid met wid this chick he’d been seeing for 1 month n she waz killin tha d wid 3 her m8tes- i thort perfect opportunity- so me n me other m8 hopped in n started tuning!! Me m8 had no clue- tha chick showed no interest- mine however “Babette” a Sydney chick down 2 c her m8tes for tha wk.end was showin luv- she bought me a yaga n we killed tha d for another 30!!! We lost all tha m8tes n she grabbed me “lets go to the beach”- No hesitation whatsoeva- me meber was already gettin hard!!!! On arrival- started making out- i worked me hand all ova her body- n then to her shaven box- got her moist n then got me member out (haha) this is where it gets funny “she told me lets go” n im like yea sorta need a hand “seriously” (i waz so drunk- only had a semi “fuck”) so she obliged n got me back (handie)- afta that it was game on (off tha V plates)- lasted 5 mins n at the time i waz thinkin best root of me life- n then i thort hay it was me only root in me life haha!! But yea i reckon i mustve done alright cos once back in Queensland she told her m8tes i waz gd “no bullshit” couldn’t believe it myself!!! Since then ive been rootin like a rabbit- (once ya pop ya cant stop)- a girlfriend stacey 21- n were always down tha beach making waves!!!!!!! cheers Simon
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